CasseyLim

Care for me...

2009-01-23T18:02:00.009+08:00

After reading an article "Caring for your Introvert",
I just found out I am an Introvert (0_O)!!

I always thought, an introvert would be someone who,
Loves to be alone, Quiet, Anti-social/unfriendly/shy,
who will be caught dead to go on stage or give a presentation.

But I was wrong...
They can be great at socializing or even
give a fabulous presentation in-front of thousands.

The only difference is,
Most of the time, they need to be alone and not socializing.

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Are you Interested to learn more about me?
Great! Grab a cup of coco and read on...

So I know... I was an Introvert in school.
Everyone always commented I was the quiet girl in the class.

During our junior camps,
I often get annoyed by the boys in my camp groups,
who are always fooling around.
Nothing gets done and I get annoyed by the amount of noise they make.
Sometimes I would step forward and shout at them
"Hey guys stop being annoying n focus here!"
Or I would give them one of my deadly glance! hahaha
I was surprised that they listened to me.
(I know it seems weird... very weird...)

When I moved on to my senior year,
I was voted by my seniors to be one of the camp leaders in school.
I was not the only one surprised, my teacher in-charge was too.
She even asked if I wanted to do it,
Seems like I was the weakest link hahaha... *lame talk*
I would think she was more concerned about my health,
as I have asthma since young.

Unexpectedly in school,
I get good comments and grades on my project presentations,
although I was quiet.

Often I would think about why and how I was able to accomplish
many of the task, like my grades or being likable to my teachers
and my school mates or even to having good connections with my seniors.
I was not even talking most of the time...

After high school/secondary school (for Singapore),
I realized the importance of networking.
So I try being more sociable,
making new friends and being able to talk to strangers.

Was the change beneficial?
I would say yes!
It might be the best decision I made for myself.

I had more friends, more people to help me when I encounter problems.
My high school friends notice the changes and find me more approachable.
I look more confident and the presentations I give are more impressive!

So after the big change in me,
I thought I was finally out of the Introvert circle.
Since I am able to socialize, I am "normal".

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Back to now....

After reading the article,
I realized I am still an introvert. (- n -)

Is being an Introvert a good thing or a bad thing,
I have not figured out,
as I had always envy the energy extroverts have in socializing.

From this article, I understand myself more.
I think self discovery is important.
Only when you can see a problem,
you can make necessary changes that will further improve yourself.

Now I know why I am often misunderstood by people,
why I love to spend time alone,
why I often feel exhausted after talking for an hour,
why I do not like long talks on the phone,
why I have such a low tolerance for noise,
why I often snap at my love ones when they talk too much,
or ask too many questions.

I feel bad and I know telling someone to stop talking, can be hurtful
and I will try to control and change.

I try to open up my feelings so my love ones understand me more,
I try to spend time hanging out with my friends and family,
(mmm... but I have to be feeling good and energized)
I try to block out noises and gossips with happy thoughts.
I take breaks "toilet breaks" during events. hahaha...
The next time if you see me in the restroom...
Say hi, throw in a Little information about yourself,
and I promise I wont bite. (Just kidding... ok I will be nice)

So I am an Introvert!
There... I said it.
This is quite a personal post.
I wonder if you guys will be able to read it without stereotyping me.

Do take a minute to read the article "Caring for your Introvert"
I am pretty sure there is someone
you care for who is an Introvert like me.

Edison chen is back?

2009-01-23T17:18:00.003+08:00

One of the most famous sex scandal of 2008!!!
Edison Chen announced his withdrawal
from the Hong Kong entertainment industry...
But now he is back??? omg!
Wanna know what Edison
had been doing after his sex scandal?
Read here >>> Edison Chen updates

Believe.

2009-01-19T23:53:00.003+08:00

I wish someone believes in me.
Believe that I am more than just a doll.
Tell me that I am more than what others see me as.
Tell me I'm more than just beautiful.
Tell me I've worked hard and I can make it on my own.
I just wish someone could believe in me.

Joke of the day...

2009-01-07T23:26:00.005+08:00

Twitter / casseylim: Beggar by the street.."Nee ... via kwout

Silent Night

2008-12-30T00:29:00.009+08:00

This year's (2008) Christmas
I decided to stay home with my love ones
Online & Offline haha...

My family dont celebrate Christmas...
But this festive season never fail
to make me feel the love and warmth
of everyone around me.

We started off the night with a simple dinner
And chit chat over wine...
Ooo... I love wine!!

A girl with a sweet tooth like me,
Love Ice Wine!!!
Thx to my sister's boyfriend Yos,
For sharing his collection of Ice wine with us (^u^)

It's a dessert drink with
an intense, sweet and sumptuous taste of
fresh tangerine, papaya and lychee.
Goes very well with lightly sweeten desserts~*

But Yos have a funny way of drinking Ice wine...
Yos way: Lightly sweeten dessert became
"Bak Gua" Chinese BBQ Pork Jerky - LOL
I must say... not too bad!!
Try it!!

Loving it so much,
I Googled "Inniskillin Icewine"
Amazing delicious stuff I found out!!
The Inniskillin Ice winery Niagara/Okanagan

The grapes are left on the vine well
into the winter months to concentrate
and intensify the flavours,
as the water content freezes,
thaws and dehydrates in each precious Icewine grape.

The intense liquid from the grapes
slowly fermented over the coming months.
And this delicate nectar eventually become Icewine~*

My my.... doesnt it sound Yummy?!

Next time when you are at the duty free,
Be sure to grab a bottle of this delicious Inniskillin Ice wine.
I love it~*

*All photos and descriptions credited to http://www.inniskillin.com/

~ Merry Christmas ~

2008-12-23T22:02:00.006+08:00

Hi Everyone!!
Love to wish everyone a joyous Christmas~*
Here's an Angel to wish to all of you... * Peace and Happiness *
Everyone do enjoy your holidays with your love ones
And have a Great time!

Here's a Special Greeting I made
for all of you who are special to me.

*Those following me on Twitter
you'll be getting a special personal msg from me =D

Those who have not followed me on Twitter yet...
Add me at Twitter/casseylim to chat with me =D

See ya all on Twitter and
Have a Super Duper Magical Christmas!!!

Do leave me a Christmas Greeting or share your Christmas wish with me
in the Comment box below =D

Cassey's Blog under Construction

2008-12-17T21:42:00.001+08:00

Birthday Pics~*~

2008-11-19T03:57:00.009+08:00

Sorry that I did not have time to be online
I was really busy with the Smart Seminar in KL and Singapore...

I celebrated my birthday in Kuala Lumpur too!!

I didnt want to make it a big deal and no singing of bday song!!!
Sooo embarrassing!!
But they surprised me anyway....
So this is my "bday cake" haha nice~*
Everyone looked at my "bday cake" with green eyes lol
esp Simon Leung who was caught in action eyeing my cake!! haha

After dinner we went to TTDI for Red wine & chill out~*

I'm really happy to be able to spend my bday with
Great friends and my best friend Sulekha from Primary School!!
Wow!! I was soo excited to finally meet her again
after almost 8 yrs!!
She's still great... I still love her =D
Meeting up with her is the
Best birthday present I can ever wish for~

I'll upload more when I have the time =D

Thank you Lee Collins and Robin Collins
for the Rock Star bracelet!!
I love it very very much!!

I wanna thank
Stuart Tan, Simon Leung, Lee Collins, Robin Collins,
Donna Fox, Anik Singal, Mike Morgan, Mark Widawer, Andy Huang,
Robert Puddy, Jacklyn Ker, Audrey Chooi, Steven Fung
who were there with me on my birthday....

Hope all of you had fun and a safe trip home back
to the states and to London for Donna fox...

Great hanging out with you guys &
Hope to see you guys soon!!

Halloween Greetings from Cassey

2008-10-31T11:00:00.002+08:00

☠ Happy Halloween ☠
It's gonna be a freaky freaky friday~
Woooo~ where all the bad boys and
bad girls come out to play...

Come on boys lets make this night
the darkest night of the year!!!

If you are dressing up,
Do take lotsa photos and
share your link with us below....

☠ Lastly.... ☠
BOO!!
Have a freakin' great night!!!

From my webcam~*

2008-10-28T12:45:00.005+08:00

Been really busy these few days...
My birthday* is coming up tats why!!!

I'm all packed with appointments
that spreads over 2 weeks!

Always am soo busy during year end =(

Halloween is coming! 31st oct!!
Me and my friends wanna dress up!
But arent confirmed yet hehehe....

I wanna be a Dracula hahaha!!

Oh well...
I should get going to today's
Bday celebration =)

Leaving you with me camwhoring
on my web cam lol
*bye bye*

A very cute song....

2008-10-20T01:29:00.001+08:00

Wonder girls - This Time

2008-10-18T23:28:00.000+08:00

A sad song to suit how I feel...

~Latte~

2008-10-09T01:26:00.011+08:00

Sharing a Quiet Moment with you...

While I'm Relaxing and Enjoying
my cup of Latte...

Hope you have a Good Day too...

*Sorry for the foam on my lips hehe...
Kinda reminds me of Dairy milk advertisements

Halloween Related

2008-10-05T00:53:00.009+08:00

If you still have no idea
what you gonna wear for Halloween,
Hope you get creative with some of my
Halloween costume suggestions and
Costume ideas LOL

Halloween Costumes

2008-10-02T04:35:00.021+08:00

Thinking of what to wear for halloween?
Check out my suggestions LOL
Have fun!!

1st lets check out
Sexy Halloween Costumes for Girls >>>
One of the most popular choices,
We have~ the naughty Fairy Oooo~

And hello Miss Bones...
I like this X-rated (X-ray) outfit

But don't get carried away
By looking too trashy.....

Talking about trashy.....
How about some funny Halloween Costumes for Guys >>>
I think I've found the perfect outfit for someone
Dorky si? si si......
(Spanish....... or not! You figure it out) LOL

This is a more decent Halloween Outfit for adults >>>

So I've thought about it...
And have decided....
I'll dress Yanli up as her fav character...

Hello Kitty!! LOL
And she'll be quiet the whole night,
Cos Hello Kitty doesnt have a mouth LOL!!
"Jus kiddin... yanli baby....."

Alright lets move on to Halloween Couple Costumes....
What a cute pair >>>

Ok so if you wanna dress up as Shit...
Might as well......

Be holy~
But be careful....
Can be offensive to some.... "Holy Shit!!"

So you are sick of being the
"Handsome Couple" all the time...
Make yourself look absolutely hideous like this >>>

If you and your partner are the adventurous type,
Try these naughty Halloween costumes >>>

Halloween Group Costumes?
Sure.... check these out >>>

Halloween costumes gone bad.....

Here's a colorful group costume...
All of you can look like dorks...
I mean blocks... oops!

This one is kinda disturbing >>>

Reminds me so much of movies like
Hostel, Saw2.... Creeps!!
But hey! That's wad Halloween's all about!!

Oh! Super Heroes!!
Save us from these Creeps!!!

Looking for a really cool transformation?
Check out this cool animation
Transformer Halloween costume >>>

Don't forget Halloween Costumes for your pets
Halloween is just another excuse to
Dress up our pets silly >>>

You can get more quirky Halloween Costume ideas
from my last year's WACKY Halloween post
http://mylifenme.blogspot.com/2007/10/ideas-for-halloween-party.html

Formula 1 Singapore Race

2008-09-28T23:53:00.006+08:00

The 1st Asia Formula 1 street race and
the 1st Formula 1 night race in Singapore!!

Exactly how hard is the track?
Especially on the wet roads of Singapore
Check this out *Beware* lots of casualties >>>

Singapore GP 2008 - The Best of First Practice Session on Fooooo

Watch live video from Canal de dimoni3 on Justin.tv
Miss the Formula 1 Night Race in Singapore?
Watch the super cool simulation
of the Singapore F1 City Race track here >>>
http://www.redbullracing.com/4th-Sector/Webber-Singapore/
if you dont mind watching it at a lower quality
you can watch it here >>>

*Totally reminds me of PlayStation game
Need for Speed-Underground!!
Vrrooom~~

Homo news! OMG!!

2008-09-25T00:43:00.006+08:00

News from Eonline.com
Lindsay Lohan is Lesbian!!
And dating Samantha Ronson.

She's sick of men now?
humm.... since when... I wonder....
Maybe she needs more rehab.
--------------------------------------------------
And yet another "great" news lol >>>

Also from Eonline.com
Guess what!
Clay Aiken is GAY!!
Surprise~ Surprise~
Not!!
Come on.... who doesnt know?!
He is so, soo gay~

Happy Day~*

2008-09-21T00:46:00.006+08:00

Enjoyed my day today~*
I finally went swimming!!!

YEAH!!
After saying I wanna go for so many days....
I even went down once and they said they were closed!!
Damn! What kinda pool closes at 5.45?!!
WTH.... oh well I got to swim today.... hehe
Very contented (^v^)v

(Wanna know a secret of mine...?
I love to swim... but I'm terrified of the water/drowning...)
Lotsa people say that it's lame...
but true fact man! haha... so shhhh~

After swimming we went out for dinner,
And walked around.... hehe...

*~ What a Happy Day ~*

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival~*

2008-09-14T13:45:00.007+08:00

Happy Moon-Cake Festival aka Mid-Autumn Festival everyone~*

I leaving for Hong Kong tomorrow...

Wow! What a week for me~

Lotsa things to prepare before I leave,

and lotsa friends to see....

I gonna miss them so much for one month~*

(See you guys online k *muack*)

Soo many things to pack oh~

Hope I don miss out anything... haiz....

Wanna help me pack? hahaha......

What are the important things I must remember to bring?

Anyway do you guys have anything you wan me

to do or try for u in hk? haha

I might do it and video it down if it's interesting enuff.

Btw ppl.... the Disaster Movie is a total disaster LOL!!!

Hong Kong here I come!!!

The Dead Terrorist

2008-09-05T11:42:00.000+08:00

Some weekend fun!!!
Start it with this funny dumb video
abt a "Dead Terrorist" hahaha

Lovely Thoughts^*^

2008-09-03T12:48:00.002+08:00

A friend of mine told me this....
And I wanna share it with you guys cos it's sweet~*

I see love like the lovegrass
that cling to your socks when we were kids

We dun know its there till we get home
and as we slowly pluck each seed out~
we are reminded of the joy we had running through the field

And we know....tomorrow.....
the lovegrass will be there on our socks again
*~*~*~*~*~*~*

My Thoughts~

2008-08-28T14:44:00.004+08:00

People dont mean what they say
when they are angry.
All we have to do is...

Listen to their heart,

Understand their pain,

Forgive them and

Forget their mistake.

Have a Big heart~*

What happened to Jolin's G-Cup?

2008-08-23T16:54:00.010+08:00

Ok it's not usual for me to gossip.... but....
What happened to Jolin Tsai's G-Cup?
Did she get her breast implants removed?
Actually I think she looks better with smaller boobs
It suits her small frame better, dont you think?
I say yes to natural boobs! haha
(Left-Recent pic, Right-Before pic)

What you can use your laptops for?

2008-08-23T13:00:00.000+08:00

Are you sick of your Dumb Laptop?!!
Check out the things to can do with it.....
before you dump it in the trash!

Friends and Boys

2008-08-21T11:08:00.005+08:00

It sucks when your girlfriends kinda ditch you for their boyfriends.
If you're out with your frens, do not bring your other half....
cos it's jus gonna be different.....

You 2 will be walking together and the rest as a group....
So there wouldn't be a difference if you're coming along or not....
Cos most of the time when you're with us,
it will be like you are not~

Suckie~ haiz....
I don understand why it cant just be friends alone sometimes....
Boyfriends are boyfriends,
Friends are friends.

All I can say is.... you can bring yours...
when I bring mine.....

Fair?

End of topic!!

*Don't you guys have the same feeling too?
or is it just me....

New Blog Skin~*

2008-08-19T02:16:00.008+08:00

I just changed my Blog skin...
How does it look?

It gat 2 of my fav things hehe
Can you guess?

It's Food and Love~*

I think it suits the theme of Love~*

"Ben says it's orgasmic LOL
and he love the cakes hahaha..."

So... do you like it? =D

Sweet Love~ Wall.E

2008-08-18T22:01:00.007+08:00

To be honest,
I wasnt intending to watch this movie Wall-E
Cos it is like a kids cartoon n stuff...
But there wasnt other shows to watch so~ yeah~
Didn regret watching it thou... y?
Read my review >>>
http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com/2008/08/wall-e-walle.html

Surprisingly~ the movie has more depth in it than it looks....
Not just a childish cartoon for the kids I suppose.

I wonder is love like this hard to find these days...
A simple innocent sweet love...

A love where both parties are not afraid to be hurt~
Not having to think of any consequences but just to follow your heart
Not your mind... but your pure pure heart to sacrifice everything for your love...

It sounds scary~ but is that what it takes to find your one true love?

I am wondering in this unknown too....
I am scared to love because I am afraid to be hurt~

But I tell myself again and again to be brave...
because if I dont give in my all~
I will never know how it is gonna turn out to be~

May it be a hopeless Disaster or the Fairytale you ever dream of~*
(Even if you know in your mind... it's hard and near impossible
But deep in your heart... you cant help but love that person~*)

I think no matter how tough I try to portray myself
(I call myself a boy at times),
I'm still a girl... who cant help but fall into the trap of love~*

So for everyone out there....
Would you follow your heart or your mind in Love?

Bar da Boa

2008-08-17T13:51:00.002+08:00

I found this Cool & Sexy website~*
It's not in English thou...
So just follow the instructions below dude >>>
Have Fun!!

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/
1. Just key in ur name on the first line....
2. Then another person's name on the second line....
3. Leave the rest blank and click on visualiser

watch and wait....

Sounds of Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha bikes

2008-08-17T12:05:00.000+08:00

Ok many of you might have already seen this before...
But it's soo funny that I still laugh at it for the 10th time...
So watch this >>>

(RA) 5 mins management course

2008-08-11T13:17:00.000+08:00

~Something to cure your Monday Blues~
LAUGH!

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower
just as his wife is finishing up her shower,
when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob ,
the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says,
'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman
drops her towel and stands naked
infront of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel
and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom,
her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says,
'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information
pertaining to credit and risk
with your shareholders in time,
you may be in a position
to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said,
'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand
slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said,
'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized
'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent,
the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church,
the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek,
further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk,
and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says,
'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk
'I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep.
'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse,
an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says,
'I want those two back in the office after lunch'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
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Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nth.

A rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
'Can I sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle ans: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble
on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung,
and found it actually gave him enough strength
to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer,
who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top,
but it won't keep you there..
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Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and
fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there,
a cow came by and
dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate.

Following the sound,
the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE 5 MINS MANAGEMENT COURSE

1 American killed in Beijing!!

2008-08-10T00:32:00.007+08:00

One American was killed and one was wounded in Beijing.
It's reported that a Chinese man attacked them with a knife
and jumped down the Drum Tower after that...

The men who were attacked were relatives of a coach
for the U.S Olympic men's volleyball team.

President Bush is very concerned about this issue.

*humm.... doesnt it makes you wonder~
any conspiracy involved?

In the news, a few claim to have seen it happen....
One guy actually said he heard a gun shot,
but it's a knife... gun shot?
seems like no one can get their story straight
Isn't it just weird~

*Just my lame thought....
so do not take my point of view seriously

Movies Movies Movies!!

2008-08-09T20:43:00.009+08:00

I've just watched "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"
What a lousy movie!!
Lousy directing, lousy acting, lousy storyline!
Very disappointing~

I had kinda neglected my movie review blog for sometime...
hehe.... I've actually watched Hancock in Hong Kong
but never got the time to write the review hahaha....

The Best movie I have seen so far is.....
Batman: The Dark Knight
If you have not watch it
It's still showing in Singapore
Go catch it now!!!

Read the movie reviews here >>>
http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com/

Ooo..... btw I got a new electronic toothbrush
from Phillips (^ v ^)v
Lovin it~*

Updates: I have Just updated my whole photo slide show...
Lol.... looks great!!
Watch it here >>>
http://casseyphotoalbum.blogspot.com/

The day my electronic toothbrush died

2008-08-07T13:27:00.008+08:00

I love my electronic toothbrush!!!
But it died on me (T n T)
It doesnt charge anymore sob sob....
Noooo~~

Haiz... tribute to my toothbrush...

"You have been great!
Why I got you wasnt cause I was lazy to brush my teeth
But It's becos you can easily reach the hardest places
It has been a great 2 yrs with you~
N I've always loved you...
It is hard for me to say this... but....
GoooooD 'd JooooB~~
So hard to say gd bye....
Good... Buy then..."

Think I'm going to the mall today to get a new one.... humm....
I think I might just get the same one hahaha
Phillips~*

Cam whoring~*
(Theme: When livin' is hard...
Enjoy a quiet moment)

Pamper yourself~*

2008-07-31T22:33:00.015+08:00

I took the day off...
from the internet~

So I read the Aug issue of Cleo...
which has been sitting on my coffee table
for wayyy too long.....

Relax and Chill out afternoon
with a magazine and a cup of coffee~*
(without makeup....breathe~~ haha)

After that,
Off to the SPA~*
For a relaxing facial

Havta make myself "presentable"
and healthy before my parents
come over for the weekends...

Spa is a great way to De-stress ~
And having your nails done just lightens your spirit
Adds colors to my life~*
My pedicure and manicure are wonderfully done...
*Love it*

Oops... forgot that I
Hav to doll up the house too...haiz~
Think I'll havta call up the maid tml...

My skin feels so soft~
And I love my nail color!!
Makes me feel SEXY~*

I chose a sexy fusion of purple and red~*
Hey I tot of a name for it....
*Sparkling grapes*
hahaha~ fine... I'm lame....

I'm afraid my mom wouldnt like the Foxy color...
So I just gloss up my finger nails~*
Keepin' it clean and nude....
My mom is particular abt
how we present ourselves~ haiz

Was cam whoring~*
(Theme: Waiting.....)
At 1st...... After 5 mins......... After 10 mins of waiting...........

*Tired*
*Expressionless*

#Thought of the day:
For our man,
Pamper us...
Cause you look good when we look good
And you know we are worth it~*

My lil sis Big day~*

2008-07-28T22:57:00.008+08:00

It's my baby sista's bday!!
Well everyone have been looking forward to it =D

Lil Kwei chose.... Japanese dinner~*
I was soo sick of Sashimi (x . x)
cos I had too much during my HK trip lol
So I ordered cook food...
My fav ~ Eel Rice!!

After tat we went to Dempsey Hill,
Ps. cafe for Cakes and Drinks~*

What a nice place to chill out and chit chat~*

*Bday wish to my baby sista~
Wish her Forever Happiness and
Hope she grows into a Glamorous and Sophisticated lady

*And a Happy Happy Birthday to Mr. Simon Leung!!

Love and Kisses for the both of them
XOXO

I feel weak~

2008-07-26T23:51:00.006+08:00

Feeling under the weather~
I'm burning up.....
Flu, sore throat, fever....worst is my gastric....
cant eat medicine....
I think I've not been taking care of my body~
Lack of slp, water and irregular eating is killing me slowly...

Why am I so weak......
Guys can go on days without food n water....
but I go abnormal for 3 days.... I feel dead~
I hate my weak body~

Went to TCC at boat quay to meet yanli n yuji for dinner
and chill out.... but no more for me....
cos i'm burning up.....
haiz... A Wasted Saturday....

A DELICIOUS video!!

2008-07-23T09:10:00.000+08:00

*SEXY*SEXY*SEXY*
These Gals Are Sex Kittens~*
*Meow*
Such cool dancers!!

TILL WEST & DJ DELICIOUS - SAME MAN

Brought to you by Ministry of Sound (MOS)

What What in ur Butt Sir!!!

2008-07-22T11:21:00.000+08:00

Dedicated to Mr. Simon Leung!
This is gonna be the what what up ur butt
the next time you piss me off!!! haha

My Late entry from HK

2008-07-21T09:15:00.004+08:00

Sorry didn get too much internet connection in HK
hehe... busy havin fun too la... haha

Guess I'll upload all the photos all at once here!!
Wooo~ ready for the longest post in Cassey's history?!

Oh well, you ask for it >>>

Let's start with "I love Spaghetti House~*"

They call themselves the "Spaghetti GodFather" It's very popular in HK!!!

For Starters: Lobster soup, Smoke salmon salad and Garlic bread
Main Course: Ravioli, Pizza and Pasta "Wanton" (it's kinda like Ravioli haha)

Cant remember what we had for dessert thou...

After all tat good food,
We are too bloody full to even think....
I think it affected my brains hahaha

*Time for some local food......*

Wow I seldom see restaurants use the whole melon for the soup

Oh? They use a stove, not 2 candles?

This is roasted Pigeon!!
Which is very nice and kinda taste like chicken haha
I don think I've tried Pigeon before...

A very Hong Kong style dinner,
Inexpensive and Satisfying~*

More Hong Kong local delights >>>

"Ru wei" aka Roasted: Pig's blood cake aka "zhu xue gao"
Cuttlefish, Dried bean curd, Duck, Peanut...
All these seems to go well with beer huh...
but too bad I don drink beer hahaha~

My Fav "3 egg vege" and My most dislike...
Escargots!!! SNAILS!!
How can you eat these thing?!!!

This is the Horrible experience of
eating that disgusting thing!!

Ok enough of bad stuff already~

Ahhh~ now for my fav "food" in HK...
Desserts!!!

I love Chinese Desserts and HK has a wide variety hehehe
So I have desserts for Supper and.....
More desserts for Tea Time lol~

I realise there're alot of Mango stuff in the menu
Guess Hong Kong people like mango a lot huh...

This is pretty popular too....
It's Durian "pancake"
Very different from the Four Seasons Durian pancake in Singapore...
This has more moose than actual durian flesh...
Not very nice la... so don try hahaha

Red bean + coconut milk and
Red bean and Black sesame mix...
Humm... taste quite nice, but I don really like red bean...

My order: Steam Egg pudding~*
Nice! Nice!! Very good for complexion too!!!

They also have very special drinks!!
This is a mix of Honey dew, Watermelon and Mango
Very very summer~*
Sooo colorful and refreshing~

And Desserts for Tea time!!
The Steam Egg has *Bird Nest* in it!!!
Sooo good for skin~*

This is how I get Fat!!! haha

*Night Life*

M1 is the very popular pub in HK I keep mentioning...
I love it from the 1st sight!! LOL
Why? Cos the whole wall is stuck with Shiny Crystals! hahaha
Well all gals love pretty glittery stuff, me too!!! haha

I come across the Funniest drink on the menu >>>

Nothing and Something???
WTH is that?!!
I wonder how it taste like, but don't dare to try hahaha

The pub is soo cool~ or weird I donno...
They not only serve finger food,
They serve cook food just like the restaurants too!!
Hahaha... even stuff like fried rice, meat and vege... haha

We had a little too much to drink haha
The night was soo freaking high~*

"Did anyone put something in the drinks?? haha"

Another thing I discovered about Hong Kong is.....
No matter where you go...
Which pub or club...or eating place you go to....

There'll be TV around!!!
I think HK ppl cant live without TV hahaha

So you can even watch TV while using the toilet hehehe
This is a toilet from a very classy drinking place near the "Star Avenue"
Where we sip red wine while enjoying the scenery of Hong Kong....

After drinking and chatting...
We went for a walk at the Star Avenue, "Xin Guang Da Dao"

The whole place is decorated with lights,
stars signatures and Olympics deco...

It's like Asia's version of Hollywood...
The path way is filled with hand print signatures
of many famous stars~*

Hey it's Leon Lai!!!

There's Aron Kwok, Andy Lao, Jet Li, Jacky Chan and soo many more

After the long stroll along the harbor....
I suddenly have cravings for the Mac donals french fries!!!

Soo sinful! And we thought of trying out the
Crazy Kungfu panda burger I blogged about earlier~

But we were kinda disappointed...
Cos it arent as BIG as we tot....
Chey~ Pian ren de!!! (Cheaters!!)
It's 4 pieces of meat alright, but 4 thin slices!!!

Oooo... there's another thing that is not available in Sg...
Low Fat Dark Chocolate Milk~*
This is super nice!!!
"Available in every 7 eleven stores"

The last dinner we had in Hong Kong...
Japanese food and lots of sakae~*

Japanese food is very popular in HK now...
So I'm getting sick of Jap food, esp sashimi now...

Tooo much!!
No more Jap food or sashimi for me~ for at least a month!!

*And to round up,
This trip is pretty enjoyable, despite the awful weather~
And thou I didn't get to go much places...
or do much shopping...
But I had lots of fun,
like drinking and hanging out~*

Humm... do you think it's weird to go to HK and not go to Disney Land?

If you guys think I shld have gone to Disney,
Tell me... I'll go the next time and blog abt it hahaha....

Japanese English 123

2008-07-21T01:19:00.003+08:00

This is SOOOO DUMB!!!
Super funny!!

This Japanese guy donno how to count 123 in English~
How can you stand not laughing??
Sure kena hit!!

"Ten Ten Ten Ten Ten....."
Ahhh~ Try soo hard not to laugh.......

Crazy Party~*

2008-07-20T09:16:00.002+08:00

Actually was invited to a new Pub
But cos they are new,
their license ends at 12 mid-night...
but we were only ready to party at 11...

Guess we have to go another time then haha
So we went to club *PLAY* instead!!

Wooo~ the night is sizzling Hott man!!!
Enjoy the Hott photos!!

My sister Miko and Me
What a Crazy night!!!

Everyone trying to look sober...

Oh~ we look dreamy...
Dreamy is like a better word for "drunk"

Then we had this *SEXY POSE* challenge
LOL~ Everyone is lookin good!!

#Hott#Hott#Hott#

Naughty!!

His Tattoo is sooo Hott!!
This is not his only one hahaha

*SEXY*SEXY*SEXY*

My sister looks too sweet to be sexy la... haha

But we didn have enough fun!
We were partying soo High~*
So we Club hopped!!!
Tabooooooo~~
Taboo is sooo Crowded and filled with Hott guys!!
We went upstairs... was offered 2 jugs and chatted around
Damn! We can drink no more thou they are free...

Dance the lovely night awayy~

Goofin' ard~

2008-07-19T09:06:00.004+08:00

Feelin' kinda stone today~*
maybe "Lovestoned"

Tat's so JT Bleh!!

Hey there~*
you looking for me?

Humm.... Guess not huh
Oh well I'm bored....
Jus hanging out with my lil sis n benji
@coffeebean
Goofin' ard~
hahaha

OMG!! Benji became a ball!!!!

Nah tat's Ben's new bball hehe...
Round like him~ oops!

My baby sis and me hehehe
Don't look a like huh... hehe

Humm? Yeah tat's Benji
Eating pasta 30mins after we had Dinner plus Dessert!!
He sure can eat Man!!!

Love my new Hat~*
Bought it in HK hehe
I hardly buy anything tat's Red
So this is pretty special~*

Funny lookin' haha
Peace sista!

Peace out Bro!!

Bleh!!

*Diu not order this in Coffeebean!!!

Benji's pasta....
Spicy Tuna~
It's suckie... toooo SPICY!!!
And it looks like Maggots ewww.....

Soo Ugly ah~

2008-07-19T03:46:00.003+08:00

Hahaha these 2 guys are soo cute....
and Gay~ oops!!

What HK ppl will say....
"Soo Ugly ah~"

hahaha Enjoy~*

Crazy Hong Kong!!

2008-07-11T02:04:00.006+08:00

WOW!!
Look what I've found at Mac'd in HK >>>

It's like 4 layers of Meat in 1 burger!!!
OMG!!!
Someone must be like Benji to finish it man!!!
The Kungfu Burger!!
This is soooo CRAZY!!

Wait there's more Crazy stuff man!
Look wat crazy style HK ppl hav >>>

Crazy seem to be their middle name now... haha
They are so adventurous or just colorful,
or jus not very gd fashion sense.... hehehe
well either way there's like no nice things to say abt them...

"oh... dont expect to receive gd service here,
cos even in big restaurants
they are still kinda rude in one way or another..."

Kungfu panda again in HK

2008-07-09T01:20:00.005+08:00

oh well~ I watched Kungfu panda again...
but it's canto version haha...
It's really funny tat's y I didn mind watching it again

*One great discovery,
They have 3 flavours Popcorn!!!
Salty, Caramel and Chocolate!!!
WOW!! Better than Singapore lor....
They got "Dim Sum" somemore~
Cool~

See... the hotdog is soo nicely packed
that I don even hav to use the wet tissue
cos it didn dirty my hands...
Soooo much better than Golden Village and Cathay lor....

But it's very funny cos in the middle of the show
one of the speaker seems to go off...
so the surround sound not so gd huh...
but I did experience the same prob in lido b4 haha
Lousy surround sound!!!! hahaha

well Kungfu panda is still very funny la...
even in canto... haha

My own domain name

2008-07-07T14:22:00.020+08:00

I Finally have my own *Domain Name*!!!

www.CasseyLim.com

Now you can view my blog on
casseylim.com instead of mylifenme.blogspot
*ps. thanks to Baby*

"OH ya... I forgot to post the pictures
I took at the airport hehe"

One thing I discovered is...
there r lots of hills in HK!!

Super market stuff

2008-07-07T13:46:00.009+08:00

I was so looking for Egg pudding... the kind tat can be found everywhere in Taiwan
but not in Hong Kong!!!
I guess HK ppl don like to eat pudding huh....

Well I found Mochi Cream Cheese Ice-cream...
sounds weird ya hahaha...
but I'm adventurous, so I decided to try it LOL

Geez I'm soo gonna get fat from this holiday~*

Love to shop ard in the super markets~
Look wat I've found>>>
Giant Yakult!!
COOL~~*

They have almost everything on promo...
Everything is buy 2 or 3 for a cheaper price.. cool~
It makes it seem like HK ppl don often grocery shop,
cos they buy soo much at 1 go... hahaha

They gat lots of instant "Dim Sum" aka appetizers.
And they taste Great too!!
Jus microwave them!!
They are sooo Cute right!!
Mini "Dim Sum" hehehe...

Well gtg enjoy my holiday now...
I think I'll show u guys some HK fashion in my next post LOL

Met up with Simon

2008-07-05T00:11:00.004+08:00

I met up with Simon and his sister Janet for dinner =)
well I did say it's his turn to bring me ard isnt it LOL

The Shanghai food is nice~*
Soooo Full....

HK is very Hot and Dry,
not like Singapore, which is Hot and Humid...
5 mins under the sun,
I'm already like 2 shades darker and sunburn
Terrible weather!!!

*ps. I need portable air-con!!!

Cleo Bikini Party

2008-07-03T17:37:00.007+08:00

Well my fren came from the states and
I tot it'll be a gd idea to show him Singapore Babes haha
and just in-time, I was invited to the Great Cleo Swimsuit Shoot~*

*ps. sorry I did hav much time to slp, let alone blog...
Kinda busy bring my frens out to party...

It's is soooo FREAKIN' HOT!!!

Ooo.... look at the hot bikini girls hehehe~
not alot of pretty ones thou...

Wore my Bikini inside, I don really like to expose myself hehe
Kinda shy~ my friend Yanli is jus like me hehe....

Tat's Simon between the 2 babes LOL *kiddin*
Aren't he Lucky! hehe....
Well after taking some photos I quickly hide in the Shades~
Don wanna get sunburn.....

I'm in Hong Kong with my parents now...
Wat coincidence Simon is also in HK
hehehe This time it's my turn to tire him out!! LOL

Lazy me...

2008-06-19T01:03:00.010+08:00

I've watched a number of movies lately but
Too lazy to write my reviews hehe...
Many of you ask me: "How do you get to watch all these movies?"
I have a secret~ that is......
"I get to watch them a day before they launch..."
Shhh~~
Don't ask me how or why... Can't tell

BUT
I hate horror movies!!
Esp those like "Saw", "Hostel", "Wolf Creek"...
I HATE THEM!!!
WHAT"S WITH ALL THE SICK MOVIES!
I kinda just think that they give "Sick" ppl, sick ideas~
EEKK!!!

That means I don't watch every movie... I'm kinda choosy~*

Soooo Cute!!
Dumb Fat Panda
Looks like my friend~ oops...
Ahh~ don't tummy bounce me~
"I'll use The Wushu finger... I tell ya!"

Alright I've watched Kung Fu Panda, which I love~*
Indiana Jones... er... my friend wanna watch but I totally find it boring~
And the Latest >> You don't Mess with the ZOHAN!!!

*Wanna know r they any good? you gotta read my review then >>>

http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com/

Have you ever watch a Gay Pride Parade?

2008-06-18T01:17:00.008+08:00

Ok... if you have watch Russell Peters before,
you would have At Least... heard of the "Gay Pride Parade"

I was searching for a song "Sao Paulo" on youtube and
Out pop this "Gay Pride 2007 in Sao Paulo" video hahaha...
Out of curiosity.... YES I CLICKED ON IT!!!

But it wasn't happening enough for me~
Alright.. you might just drop the whole thing now
but I was looking for some Action man!!
SHOW ME SOMETHING FUN or gay....
thou either way will be fine haha but Give Me Both!!

I went on to search and I found this cute young gay
who "reported" on the NYC Gay Pride Parade...

You can see all the gays dressed up and proud in their costumes man!
But how come it kinda looks like the Halloween parade too...?? humm.......

This video is totally for those of you who are as curious as me hahaha!!

*When is Gay Pride ever coming to Singapore??
It will be soo cool to watch! hehe...
I can only say.... wooooo~~ you go gay!! yeah!!!*

***Note: For those who r thinking..."wat's wrong with Cassey?"
well~ I have quite a few gay friends and they are totally cool nice ppl...
I dont judge or watever and
we pretty much don care wat narrow minded ppl think...
~Chill~ Peace~*
Er..... make love not war..?
opps!

The Internet is for PORN!!

2008-06-16T18:00:00.003+08:00

Watch this video >>>

I sure think the Internet have somehow
made Porn so much more accessible...
Guys used to act sheepishly going to the Pirated VCD shops and ask,
"Any new Japaneses porn?" hahahahahaaa!!!!
Now they just have to click click click awayyy
to "World-Wide-Web of Porn"
It's open 24hrs and low Risk being caught haha...

Hehehe I think South Park is really cute and Sick.. but very Funny~ haha
Esp the way they mock real life ppl like (Britney and Paris Hilton)
They call Paris the "Stupid Spoiled Whore"
***************************************************************************************

Hey I visited South Park last few days...
Look a picture of me at the Famous South Park Bus-stop >>>

*~ Cassey visits South Park ~*

The day I visited South Park...
They tot I was Cute and Innocent....
and I showed them wat I was made of...
LOL

*Copy Write
Created by Cassey Lim

[I used South Park Studios to create the South Park me haha...
"And I might just kill Kenny first~"]

South Park "Over Logging"

2008-06-13T09:03:00.002+08:00

Dawn posted an article talking abt "what will you do, if there's no internet?"

Ok I'm not trying to copy her or anything...
but the thing is... the link she gave to watch this
~CRAZY~ South Park Episode "Over Logging"
[this is the actual name not "The day the internet stood still"]
The Link she gave is not working and it's taken off youtube!

But this episode is Darn funny!!
You guys shld watch haha~~
Talking "Crazy" abt no internet porn and no where to buy stuff...
It's all bullshit but it's Funny!!!
Watch it at this Link Dudes~

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/166179/

Seriously~ if there's no Internet....
I will kinda feel bored~ less stuff to entertain me hahaha...
The internet plays 40% in my life i guess... how abt u?
*Hey guys~ what will you do if there's no more internet EVER....
AAHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~

Cheer me up~*

2008-06-12T12:00:00.002+08:00

Hi friends...
well sorry for not updating my blog for quite sometime...
haiz' after the funeral... I dont really have the mood to do anything (- . -)

But I do have to try to cheer myself up right?
I tot so too... so I was youtubing for "Funny" videos...
ok I know it sounds lame and "no life" but it did cheer me up a little~

So before the weekends start...
Let these funny videos wriggle your funny bone!

*The Funny KungFu Baby*
Huwaaaa~~~

And some PUNKS!!
Yeah~ you are punk'd!!!

Wanna be a F&B Hero?

2008-06-03T23:26:00.003+08:00

[For the up and coming IR in Singapore....
"ok don tell me you donno abt IR.."

Tourists will be flowing into Singapore,
"$$ flow out of tourist pockets, hopefully flow into our pockets haha"

So alot of F&B and Customer Service personal will be Needed!!
"If you follow the news/listen to ur mom, you would already know this."]

My conclusion?
If you donno what you wanna do "as in work"...
or you are thinking of changing of working environment,
F&B and service line looks very promising*

Why is the F&B Industry interesting?
1) You get to meet alot of interesting people from different countries
2) It is Fun to work in a team
3) High possibility of eating free food "including shark fin's soup hahaha"
4) A higher chance of being promoted to Assistant Manager than alot of other careers
5) Sense of satisfaction when you hear each "Thank you."
6) You can work in Classy restaurants/Hotels/
Entertainment Centre/Labeled boutiques

Well I do consider going into the Service line.
I always hear from my friends, who work in F&B,
they are always having Fun at work...
Like some funny mistakes they did, interesting "or not" customers...
"stealing" food from the kitchen.... LOL....
It sounds like every colleague is like family... "or very gd friends.."

*So... if you want to find out more about this blooming F&B Industry,
or looking for Jobs in the F&B line,
Click on the F&B Heroes Flash on the right for more details >>>
*You can watch the F&B Heroes tv series online at the website too.

My Laptop died

2008-05-30T16:08:00.002+08:00

I wish I can blog abt my wonderful "Sex and The City" day~*
But sadly I can't becos my laptop died....
I'll blog abt it as soon as I get my laptop back alright?!! hehe
Thank you!!
In the meantime, read my movie review on the Sexiest movie of the year!!
+ Sex and The City +
"so did Carrie marry Big?"

*The story when my laptop die?
Well I simply... accidentally.... DROPPED on the floor!!!
I killed my "mouse" which was attached to the laptop when it drop.
I feel kinda lost~ sob''...
now there's alot of work I cant do without my laptop.

How will you guys feel? if your computer or laptop dies?

Take a break from Monday Blues

2008-05-26T07:08:00.003+08:00

Ok people... I know everyone is like...
Oh man~ It's monday again!
"Can I skip work today and just laze ard?"
Well Cheer Up! Cheer Up!!
Cassey gonna try to make it all better with a kiss~
No la... sorry~ with Jokes la... hahaha

Subject:

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother'...
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.'

Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.

How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

*Omg I like the last one! hahaha...
Honey~ I cleaned the toilet with ur ToothBrush* Sweet!!!

So if tat didn cheer u up a bit....

Here's a present for u hahaha~

I'm Addicted to......

2008-05-24T17:47:00.026+08:00

Ok this is really bad....
I've been addicted to lots of things recently!!
Shit! There goes my diet hahaha ( I'm Kidding)
God help me!!

Addiction 1:
Caramel Apple Chips!!!!

sooo sinful....

Addiction 2:
McGriddles Breakfast!!
The feeling is like~~
"I'll say the good first then the bad >>>"
You are having both pancakes and sausage egg mc muffin!!
The Best of both worlds!
The fact that you can eat them tgr or seperately is Great!
"which is wat I normally do..." hehehe~~

*I think I look so weird with no makeup on~
The only thing I hate is....
I donno why my tongue and mouth is Super Dry!!!
I'm guessing there's something wrong with the Egg!!!
Hope it would be better!!

Addiction 3:
Waraku Pasta!!
I love the fusion style!
Esp the soup pasta Super Nice!!!
This is the Restaurant at East Coast...
Alot of Japanese like to go there,
but you can still get their fabulous pasta at other brunches
like Marina Square, Central....

Addiction 4:
I'm soooo into Sweet Stuff~~
Like Cakes and Ice-cream!!
And I love Tea-Time~*
Went to one of the Cedele cafe before a photoshoot hehe
The hot Coco and Coffee is nice~
Cakes look Yummy too~*
but sadly my sister wanted to try their Cranberry Vanilla sponge cake
It taste too dry and not nice
I want my usual Chocolate cake!! hump!!

So I conclude, bad reviews for Mac donalds and Cedele
I think I got all the bad and fattening addictions! oh noooo...

*Oh~ I almost forgot... Another Bad Review coming up >>>
Swensens

It's been a long time since I ate at Swensens
My sister pulled me in this time and I was thinking...
ok I'll have the Bake Rice which I used to love~~
I was soooo Terribly shock!!
Know why?
The Rice is actually CHICKEN RICE!!!!
How did Chicken Rice ended up there?!
*they do serve chicken rice in swensens now you know....
Was it that they get all this left over rice from the
"noone will order" chicken rice from swensens
and use them for the Bake Rice??
OMG! Terrible!! Jus Horrible~
It taste soooo Weird!!!!!!

The standard is becoming from bad to Worst!!!
I would rather have the sandwitch my sister had...
The Fries are nice~* hehehe
OMG! SInful again!!!
SO dont go to Swensens cause they dont serve a decent meal
and most importantly~ don order their Bake Rice!!!!
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*After all the Sinful Treats, I hope my agent will not say I'm fat~
Well got to workout workout!!! YEAH!
What to do..... I cant resist Food~~

Man for your maid of honor?

2008-05-15T16:21:00.006+08:00

For your wedding, will you have a man for your maid of honor?
Well I will, if he is my gay fren!! hahaha...

Why?
you see... it's just like "Sex and the City"
Your gay friend has all the right Fashion sense
They know what will look good on you, In a Guy's Perspective!!!

It's the Best of both world man!!

They are also sensitive towards your needs,
and somehow, they just know what's perfect...
Did I forget to tell you, they always know
where to get Everything you need?!

So don't judge them guys... they are my best friends

Read my movie review for "Made of Honor" >>>
http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com

**********************************************************
OMG* I'm just waiting for the "Sex and The City" Movie~*
The freakin' Trailer looks so freakin' good!!!
hahahahaha.......
Watch them here >>>
http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com
**********************************************************

Crazy Vegas people

2008-05-14T00:22:00.007+08:00

Have you seen 2 ~Crazy~ people?
That's Cameron and Ashton!!
It's Vegas!! Party like a Rock Star dude!!!

What???

Yeah~ Get married... Drunk*
Cos who in the "sober" mind would wanna get married?!!
so what else can happen..?

Great movie "What Happens in Vegas"
Wanna know what happened?
Before watching the movie, why not read my review on it
http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com/

My Favorite Family Routine

2008-05-13T17:14:00.006+08:00

My mummy and daddy in Taiwan
*******************************************************************************
It's been a long time since my family go out together.
Because of everyone's heavy work load and my mom's poor health,
We don't travel as much as we used to.
Nowadays, just having dinner together is the time where everyone discuss and joke!

We will have Steamboat together
Everyone will help out in the preparations and laying out the table.
Sitting around the table, eating and chatting.

*~My Fav would be...
When all of us dress up and meet outside for a "discussion".
We will be in the Hotel lounge, sitting by the piano,
Having drinks while we laugh and talk.
Sometimes it's about business and world,
Sometimes it's just full of lame crap!
It's so relaxing and there are no tv or computer distractions.

I do hope to bring my parents on the Singapore Flyer.
Because everyone is tooo grown up to go to the zoo hahaha

It's been sometime since we have a nice Family Outing
Do hope I can get it!!

Schwarzkopf Hairshow 2008 Video

2008-05-09T14:35:00.003+08:00

I shot and edited this video for the Runway show...
The resolution arent that good and
I don't know why it kinda makes the people look shorter hahaha
Sorry to the models hehe.. this is my 1st video lol

Well this is delicated to all the models and stylist for the show!
Great work!!
Hope to see you guys soon =D
So now... enjoy the video, the unseen footage LOL

Paris Hilton The Hottie and The Nottie

2008-05-08T16:44:00.008+08:00

Paris has a new movie - The Hottie and The Nottie*
That's so Hott~*

Read my review on the movie here >>>
http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com/2008/05/movie-review-hottie-and-nottie.html

Oh~ She's so Hott~*

Watch Harold and Kumar!!

2008-05-07T03:15:00.004+08:00

Read my movie review on

"Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay"

Funny Funny Funny!!!
Watch it!!!

New Movies Update

2008-05-06T01:00:00.002+08:00

I have added my movie reviews of the following show:
-Iron Man
-SuperHero Movie
-Zombie Strippers
-Nim's Island

Check out my reviews before deciding which Cool~ movies to catch >>>
http://casseymoviereviews.blogspot.com/

Follow me on my photoshoots

2008-05-05T19:53:00.011+08:00

Being a model is not always Glamours...
It's hours after hours of hard work,
Trying to look good in the most horrible weather~
Not letting all the pain show on your face....

Makeup by: My Makeup Bar
Photograph by: Daniel
Do I look like X spy...? hahaha.....
This pictograph cost $2 wow!!
Luckily I did it in 1 take...didnt waste it...

What a Super HOT day!!!
Hehehe.... Get back at Daniel by taking his photos secretly LOL

*Love the Dark eye makeup with the Nude Pale Lips

We are walking ard taking photos in the hot sun and
In my killer heels!!
I nearly died ####

We walked all the way to *Haji Lane* too!!!
It's my 1st time there, the shops are sooo Cute~*

I love the graffiti walls... artistic lane for photos

All the hard work....
In the end it's the nice photos and
the passion that keeps you going and not complaining~

Nice??

Day 5: Last day of the Buffet le.. (TnT)

2008-05-02T15:05:00.007+08:00

Day 5:
Everyone busy eating hahaha, last day of buffet already!
Chiong ar!!!!

It feels so nice and relax eating in-front of the scenic wall painting~
My usual soup soup first, 2nd Vege b4 main course
The most consistent is the Sushi Bar haha... it nv changes LOL
I try to eat all I can today!! Yeah~~

Looks gd ya!! It steak loft but doesnt taste as gd as it look
The chicken kebab is nice~*
Oh man... they say eating too much makes you slpy zzZ...
I am having a test later and I'm eating soo much!!! OMG!

No matter how full~ I'll have to eat my fav desserts LOL
It's the Last day so must get alot alot of desserts!!!
The fruits are so sweet~*
Their chocolates are nice**
You guys shld try the Banana Cake!!
Man~ this is the fullest meal...

Hehe you want some?? No way......

My overall review of the Rendezvous Hotel buffet:
I think it deserves a [7/10]
I will go again... so you guys shld try the buffet sometime!!
I'll miss having buffet there... sob sob

Day 4: So hungry....hungry for Dessert!!! LOL

2008-05-01T21:25:00.000+08:00

Day 4:
Sooo hungry today!!
So many things to choose from LOL
I got Fried rice, Smoke Turkey, Fruit Salad...
I love the stir-fried squid and prawn
The fried rice is too bland, but everything else nice*

What's at the Dessert Bar today?!!!
Ooooo..... All so nice~~

LOL I think the Dessert part of the buffet is the thing
I totally look forward to Everyday!!
Their Durian Cake is Great!! everyone loves it~*

I had Vanilla egg pudding, nice but too sweeet*
The Chocolate cakes and Banana cakes are nice!
Only manage to squeeze these into my small tummy LOL

Opps! too Greedy~
I had an Chocolate cone ice-cream on my way out LOL
My classmate actually taught me to "ta-bao" ice-cream from the buffet haha

Day 3: Ooo... the Rendezvous Dessert Bar~**

2008-04-30T21:09:00.001+08:00

Day 3:
Today there's 2 nice soup haha
Donno which to choose so took both
Spinach and Winter melon soup!
Both r nice nice nice~**

Oooo..... arent the cheeze platter so so CUTE~**
For Starters: Vege and Cheeze hahaha

I love the DESSERT BAR!!!
Filled with Puddings and Cakes!!
OMG can I try them all?!!

The Fruit Chocolate Fondue~*
The chocolate is not the sweet dairy milk kind
It's thick dark chocolate!!! DAMN Nice~****

ok I love to try them all...
but I'm already bloody full so I cant get alot LOL

Day 2 of Rendezvous Buffet

2008-04-29T16:29:00.000+08:00

Yum! Yum!!
I am soo looking forward to today's Breakfast!!
Ooo... how nice to start the morning
with a nicely catered Breakfast by Rendezvous*

This Oreo Cheese Cake is Incredibly *YUMMY*
Omg!!
It's early in the morning, but it looks soo cute
and so freaking tasty that I couldn't resist!
In the End I ate 3 opps* it's only small petite pieces... not sinful la hor~ LOL

Again Vege Lover*
Today I got Fresh Mussels, Sashimi, Fruit Salad, Smoked Turkey
Not much selection of meat today... donno why
I only had Sea bass (fish), which was plain...
I love the Desserts~*
Other than the usual fruits, I had the Oh~ so cute petite Herbal Jelly

*Finally*
Nacho Cheeze Dipz!!!
was over excited and got disappointed haiz...
the nachos are not crispy

So far the food are satisfying ^Yeah^
Can I have Tml's Menu pls hehehe

Golden Village movie ticket at 1/2 price

2008-04-29T15:12:00.004+08:00

I received this SMS today, I donno how many of you received this GV promotion.
Check it out >>>
The following is the exact SMS to avoid errors:

" Get 2nd movie ticket at 1/2 price for each full price ticket paid.
Valid at GV Plaza, Grand, Bishan, Tampines on 29 Apr.
To unsub sms un GV-SMS 1 to bla bla bla..."

So 29 Apr is today (tues) right?
Well they did not state any time limit or show sms at the counter.

Tuesday movie tix are at $7.50 each, now 2 tix is $11.25
Only around $5.70 for each person!!

How long have we ever had $5+ movie tickets?!!
LOL when the police were wearing shorts LOL
So I'm pretty sure anyone can enjoy a half price promotion.

Go catch a movie with a friend today!!

Rendezvous Hotel Buffet

2008-04-28T14:34:00.008+08:00

Join me for my 5 days Food Review on
Rendezvous Hotel Breakfast, Lunch and Tea Buffet

Hihi~*
I am sooo busy these few days why?
Here's my explanation to my lovely readers

I am on an Internet Course darlings* hahaha...
Other than the Great enriching course
The food they catered is Good!!

We will be having Breakfast and Tea Buffet on SMU campus,
Lunch Buffet at Rendezvous Hotel.
I didn't expect them to actually cater all the food for us
from the hotel.

I will say the food is pretty gd.
What a refreshing day to start with nice breakfast catered for you.

Wanna see wat I had for lunch?

Check out the Sushi Bar >>>

1st course: Soup* my fav~
Some vegetable tempura and prata for appetizers...
Oooo... wat my sister had!
Mussels and some sushi!!

I think you can tell, I like vegetables

Next: Ofcos every Girls favourite~*
A nice Fruit and Dessert Bar
There's Chocolate Fondue, Cookies, Chocolate n Mashmallows!!
I added the Chocolate to my fruits Yum~*
Super nice~*

I'm so full~ soo full~~
Back to class >>>

During Tea time, my classmate who gave us a lil treat
Alcohol Chocolates~*
Hahaha...
to make us "High" during class...
Opps! Forgot about class
Cheers!!
Yum! Yum!!
Jack Daniels yol~*

Read my blog tml to see what Rendezvous prepare for us

Why do we nang our posts Silsis

2008-04-25T13:24:00.008+08:00

What I always do is...
I have this habit of verifying whether my link works or not.

Every time after I upload a link onto any website I will click on the link to make sure.
Ofcos I do not want to be scolded bcos of a broken link!

But innit will automatically nang it,
I don't know why... maybe I'm new to the system...

I don't want it. I don't even find the need to nang my own post...
It's only one nang what much difference does it really make

Many nuffnangers are smart people,
Who can actually see that your nanged it yourself anyway.

So who will actually want to "danged" their own post?
Or bother to de-nang it?
Not a lot I think.

Over all...
It is not our problem.
It is not within our control.

Maybe silsis... you could write in to innit
Why not try telling them about your problem?
I do hope they do something about it.

It's not fair to dang others post just becos of it.
It shld depend on the post quality itself.

Pls don write such nasty things about us...
We just have diff point of view...
Jus like we did not criticize u for writing
"I'm fcking handsome lolol..." in your profile

**Ps. Silsis I danged your post because your post aren well organised,
like ur angry thoughts are all over the place~
And ofcos I don't enjoy reading it... no offence...

Since it's automatically nanged I have to dang it manually.
At least I did not dang it b4 I read it. **

What a Lucky Nerd !!!

2008-04-25T09:22:00.003+08:00

Oh man~*
She is soo sexy....
I'm so addicted to this song at the moment...
Here you go...
Enjoy this sexy song~ tat goes with Mariah Carey's sexy Body
Mariah Carey - Touch My Body

I know we see Mariah Carey in lingerie all the time,
In her MTV, videos and stuff...
But this Lucky ~NERD~ gets to see her Live!!
In REAL!!
Around him! Physically Full Bodied!!
And In a God Damn Sexy Lingerie!!!
Get to Touch her body

Even as a girl I am bloody Jealous!!
Don't you guys?!!

**Cassey's thinking:

[Mariah Carey's - Touch My Body]

Might be a good song to play during
My~ my~ what a naughty thought tsk tsk tsk**

My lovely weekend~*

2008-04-21T17:20:00.006+08:00

Long long time ago~
Lil' Cassey was wondering around in this candy world
Suddenly she saw a BiG JUiCY Lollipop*!!!
Yum Yum~*
hahaha... ok lame...
But this wall paper is sooooo Cute~*
Ooo... Lolli world~*
Makes me think of 50 cent song - Candy Shop
"Take you to the candy shop...let you lick the lollipop.."
*No censored stuff involved

Went to this Japanese Restaurant at Marina Square
Just look at the Bento man!!
It's ard $50 meal but it's really worth it!!
Sooo filling...hahaha...
The sashimi is super fresh, so is the wasabi
And it comes with dessert!! hahaha
I'll definitely go again!!

Oh man~ I passed by this shop and
I saw this very very Pretty, Punk Electro Guitar!!!
So Cool~~
Man I dont mind putting it up as a decoration in my room*
I wonder is it for sale... humm...

Dessert at Cold Rock Holland Village~*
The Ice-cream here is sooo nice~**
Omg! There's toooo many toppings for you to choose from
I chose Choco chips cookies, Choco mint slices, Twix, Oreo, Brownies
Oooo... *~My own Chocolate Heaven~*
And I ordered the Largest Tub!! Muahahaha

The shop is so cute too...
Look at their walls haha...

3 easy steps to choosing my ice-cream haha
1...2...3...Yum Yum
hey there's Nutrition Facts
lets take a look how "healthy" it is haha

OMG wat kinda Nutritional Fact is this!!!
Total fats=Who cares??
hahaha
Geez!!!

Daddy's Bday~*

2008-04-16T19:06:00.012+08:00

It's Daddy's Bday~*
Ok I shall not reveal his age haha shhh~
So I had a surprise for my dad~*

I cooked!!!
haha create some havoc in the kitchen babe!!

Haha.. well he was surprised, why?
I normally just cook for myself or my lil sister...
Why cook when my mom's at home?!
They don't get to try my cooking.... hehe

I made Tuna Salad first... A 'simple' yet nice starter

Here comes the Main Course!!
Honey Grilled Chicken and vege!!

Well Daddy say I shld cook again when
Mummy is back from Taiwan haha
*So does that mean my cooking pass?? hahaa

After that I brought Daddy to Holland Village
For some after food Desserts!!
*~*Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Fondue*~*
YEAH
This is Miko ~ M for monkey ~ Feed her BANANAS hahaha!!

Kwei Kwei my bad ass cute baby sis~
opps~ I captured her eating

Me n Miko ~ hehe feed Daddy some strawberry~*

Hahaha~ Daddy looks Fully Satisfied
I think my Daddy looks like Pooh Bear haha!!!
So Cute~*

What a great Bday right Daddy!! haha
Anything for the Best Dad in the world!!

Save the world and Slim down~*

2008-04-14T16:08:00.013+08:00

As we know...

(ok applies to u if u don
live in the moutains and got no access to world news)

There is a terrible Decrease in Rice Supply around the Globe!!

I find it this news very upsetting esp when I see people
fighting and starving over rice issues.

The price of Rice is "shooting" way high now!!
And as you know, we are in Asia... Asians eat a lot of rice!!
High demand and low supply!!

Ok so this is a solution I think of...
In order for everyone to have a fair share of rice,
I decided to reduce my share of rice by half,
from a bowl to half a bowl of rice.
It might seem like a small difference but if you add them up,
It's hell of a load!!

Imagine, I save 1.5 bowl of rice a day,
this can feed at least 1 person in the world for A Day!!
If everyone do wat I do......
Imagine the number of people we can share our rice with!!
Everyone plays a great part in helping the world~*

A part from that,
We can go on a Low Carbohydrate Diet!!
Slim down baby~* haha

So nowadays, I'll cook less rice and
when I eat out, I'll say "Uncle, less rice please..."

Another Great way to Reduce our Intake of Rice,
Is to eat Potatoes!!!
Do you know that eating Potatoes is actually better than eating Rice?
Why?? Read about it below where Potatoes vs Rice >>>

Potatoes are good for Low Carbohydrate Diet:
Rice: Simple form of Carbohydrate
Breaks down by the body easily and
provide your body with a quick burst of energy,
If the carbohydrates are not used quickly, the sugar will turn into fat.

Potatoes: More complex Carbohydrate
Takes longer time to break down.
Allows the body more time to use the carbohydrates,
Fewer of the carbs will turn into fat.
And you stay full for a longer period of time

Some Environmental Facts:
Do you know it takes 1900 litres of water to grow 1kg of rice
and only 500 litres of water to grow 1kg of potatoes.
Thou 1kg of rice can feed 10 people and 1kg of potatoes only feed 5 people.
But hey, growing Rice still needs more water. Do your math.

**Remember to share my blog post with all your friends!!**

Added new Feature on my blog ^0^

2008-04-12T19:30:00.004+08:00

hihi~*
I know everyone wanna chat with me online...
Sooo~ I added this new feature Google Talk on my blog hehe...
All you have to do is click on the "chat with Cassey" link
** But remember to tell me who you r okie...?

If you see that I'm offline,
do leave me a msg or continue chatting in my chatbox =D

*Ps. no sex talk!! Get it?!!

Do boys like girls without makeup on? (- . -)'''

2008-04-10T14:22:00.009+08:00

Let's find out do guys like girls with makeup?

Well I did this poll asking what kind of makeup r men attracted to.
hahaha... I wanna thank all guys who voted!
**And thank you boys for saying that i look gd without makeup!!
I think more men do prefer ladies to look nice, sweet and natural...
Instead of having thick makeup, looking very hot and sexy...

Yes.. boys do love to look at Hott and Sexy girls...
Like FHM or Playboy girls haha
Most of them still say that they would prefer a nice n natural girl...
Hott and Sexy babes are for mmm.... "xxx" u know wat haha...

So girls... I think we shld stick to light makeup,
Esp the foundation and the powder.
**Cos I don think I can go out with no make up at all!!! hahaha
For the eye makeup, i think it depends on where you are going to....

Taking gd care of your skin is still the best option...
so you do not hav to put too much makeup to look gd...
**Man I envy those who are born with nice skin!!!
if you are naturally born with problem skin, see a doctor and use treatment masque...
Do use concealers to cover the imperfections instead of pilling layers of powder to cover them.

Love yourself girls~*
Cos beauty is only skin deep, and the real beauty comes from within (^v^)

Schwarzkopf Professional Hair Show 2008 - Rosso Tokyo

2008-04-08T00:57:00.017+08:00

So... I was chosen for the Schwarzkopf Hair show 2008
Wanna see how the whole process is? hehehe
It's a tiring week I tell u...
but we had SOO much FUN!!!
So having my hair cut off is worth it. haha~

Day 1
Costume Fit >>> School's Out!!!

Preparation of our hair for the show >>> Trim and Dye

Took a few hours for the whole thing... haiz~
So tiring.....
Well they put 4 colors on my hair!!! wow~~
I think they put the most no. of colors on my hair...
3 shades of brown and 1 shade red~* very nice!!
I'm very suprised the hair dye and
All the hair products from Schwarzkopf smells Soo Good!!!

Day 2
The Schwarzkopf Hair Show at St James >>>

Well me n Viona are invited guest for the show.
Why did we go?
Hell ya! we wanna see how everyone's hair will turn out!

So me n Viona got some food and got some drinks
while waiting for the show to start...
We saw sooo many Tai Tai's aka Rich aunties haha...
I'm wondering why are they checking us out thou...
Prob cause we look Young and Good!! hahaha Opps!!

In the Show>>

No... they didnt cut my hair on the show... haha
Cos I'm not in it!! hahaha~
Rosso salon cut their hair all standing up!! On Stage!!
They are Good and Fast!!!
hahaha.... lucky~*
They are cutting my hair the next day for the seminar
Do it nicely step by step...sitting down~

BackStage >>> Photo taking

All hard day's work done~
Tml is another important day...
Me n Viona sneaked Backstage hahaha no....
We went backstage!! but we did get Lost... hahaha
Took photos with the Master stylists of Rosso Tokyo
The female and male models are looking good!!
All tired but everyone is excited and Gorgeous~*

*Yawn* so tired... the show tml is at 7 am to prepare... haiz
Can watch the sun rise.... hahaha

For more Photos go to: http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=742097682

Day 3
Schwarzkopf Hair Seminar >>> My turn (- . -)'''
Well I was the 1st to reach!! Regretted (T n T)
After everyone's here, we get our makeup done by makeup artistes
I shld have done my makeup myself...haiz...
The poor makeup artistes keep being scolded by the hair stylist...
Communication Error.... haiz~*

Group photograph and On to the stage...

^Me on the left, Adeline on the right^

After the hair seminar...
Ahhh~~* we look like lil' boys!!
haha everyone says we look cute*~*
Like Twins hehehe... We truly agree^.^

Well i'm so getting used to this new hair style...
Do you know it cost ard S$85 and hav to book in advance for
your hair to be done by (Rosso Tokyo Salon)
Wow!! Am I honored or wat~* and I got my hair nicely dyed haha
I think I look smarter or wat hahaha....
Looks like I have sharper features nah~~ haha
Ok ok... I think the best comment so far is I look cute....
haiz... I'm pretty no more~!! Nooooo!!!

For more Photos go to: http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=742097682

Schwarzkopf Professional Essential Looks 2008 - New Romance, East, Brigade, School's Out

2008-04-06T20:25:00.001+08:00

hehe sorry for not being online for almost a week!!
I was busy preparing for a Schwarzkopf Hairshow 2008...
and ofcos alot of my other things to handle as well~
haiz so many things to do, yet so lil' time~
ok ok so take a look of wat I'll be doing
Before I got the time to upload all the nice photos of the whole show!!!
I was chosen for the Spring/Summer 2008 [School's Out] look!!!
OMG!! they r gonna chop off my hair!!!
Stay tune for my new hair reveal!!!

Relax a lil'

2008-04-02T15:51:00.010+08:00

While being busy busy buzzing around all the time...
I have to find time out to chill n relax a little~*
Know what I like to do? how do I normally de-stress?
FOOD!!!
Hehe... I'll pamper myself to a good meal...
At a nice relaxing place ofcos hahaha...

Other than that~
Chill out with my friends are great ways to relax too!!!
Like coffee... or drinking... jus sit down n chit chat
Sometimes clubs are fun too~ dance the night away~*

* Cheers!! *
Hope everyone enjoy the rest of the week =D

If you havent heard of the East Indian comedian Russel Peters

2008-04-01T05:33:00.002+08:00

Get a hell of a laugh from this dude!! LOL
He's bloody hilarious!!
Hope it cheers up your day =D cheese!!

Funny Video!!! Transformer...

2008-04-01T05:13:00.002+08:00

Do Japanese sound like this?? hahaha

My name is Batman~

2008-03-28T13:22:00.004+08:00

This is funny...... but True!!!

A: What's your name?
B: Batman.

A: What's your surname?
B: Suparman.

A: You must be kidding me!! Come on!!
B: *sigh* Not again~ wanna look at my I.C?

I think his parents r really "Creative".
Not!!!!

My Rocking Day~*

2008-03-26T11:48:00.004+08:00

Ah~ I went to try this "new" not so new haha
Japanese fast food outlet at Far East Plaza Orchard
Called Mogu-Mogu...
Qawaii- neh~

We ordered 3 meals - Beef, Dori, Bacon something haha
the 3 most popular meals with drinks....
the price is similar to Yoshinoya....
The Dori n Bacon is nice...mm... Beef a lil weird hehe...
You guys can try it some time hehe... arent too bad haha

After that we went to CineLeisure - Level 9 - [E2Max]
Guess wat i wanted to play!!!!
Nintendo Wii *Guitar Hero 3*
We Rock Chicks Rock Hard!!! hahaha
We Gonna Blow Level 9 to the Ground Babe!! haha
*Jokin* LOL

!!! Guitar Hero 3 !!!

This is how we ROCK!!!!

Add in some photo shop effects hahaa~
Thou we kinda XP suck at it haha but we had lotsa Fun!!
Feel so Cool~
From time to time...there'll be ppl watching us play haha

*I am definitely adding Nintendo Wii to my *~* Wish List *~*

Dating Ad Translations

2008-03-23T13:47:00.001+08:00

Want to know what the person is REALLY like behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations.

DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
She has been married three times and kept all the houses

FINE CHARACTER
She's an ex-hooker

KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours

STRONG FAMILY TIES:
She's a Mafia Princess

LOVES CHILDREN:
She's pregnant and needs a husband

WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
She's fat

GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
She's fat and will laugh at anything you say

THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys

READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry

LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
She gets drunk every time she goes out

LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
Often makes an ass of herself

MATURE WOMAN:
She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five

HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager

CASUAL:
She dresses like a slob

DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
Her apartment resembles a pig sty

A GREAT DANCER:
She's a Stripper

NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
She only cries twenty-seven times a day

DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type

SELDOM DATES:
She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something

UNDERSTANDS MEN:
She's been married and divorced four times

A GOOD SPORT:
She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table

LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds

BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
She's a former porn movie star

KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
None of whom would marry her