HAHAHAHA...!!! This is so funny!!
Message:
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men
are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice
men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are
nice
men with money think we are
only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after
our
money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are
heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat
handsome,somewhat nice and have some
money
and thank God are heterosexual,are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first
move,automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in
the
dark
until they mature into something you'd like
to have dinner with."
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A
LAUGH
AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
Saturday, April 29, 2006
11 REASONS WHY WOMEN FIND IT HARD TO FiND THE MAN OF THEiR DREAMS..........
What is Love and Marriage?
A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the padi field and choose the biggest padi and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big padi, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is a even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the padi field, he start to realize that the padi is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted !!!! So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."
"What is marriage then?" the student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.
"The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."
Believe...
And as you believe,
You will find
Reaching gets easier,
Setbacks get
More manageable,
Life becomes
More meaningful.
*Self Note: Do you think this is true?? Or shall it be how much of it do you think it's true? LOVE, you keep searching for a better one, never satisfied with the current and might miss the chance of marring the best out of all relationship...
The Truth is everyone is Greedy. Greed is one of the sins haha... But "Will anyone be satisfied? Will they ever be good enough?
Marriage might be with someone whom you think you're comfortable with. Someone who you think "Well being with her is not that bad. I can live with her." They don't have to be perfect. They don't have to match all of your expectations. Maybe you just have to think that "hey I can live with her flaws, I can accept them."
Well wat i can say is I'm not picky in my marriage, as long as I think I can live with the guy and the guy can live with my stubborness haha... he can accept this flaw of mine, I can accept his too.
Cheers people, Hope you find Love or marriage soon hahahaa....
I'm a November Baby** (^ v ^)
Got an email about wat baby are you... here's mine...ooo...something good might just happen this month hahaha... Feeling *LUCKY*
---------------NOVEMBER BABY -------------------- Trustworthy and
loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times.
Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer
beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very
emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and
very
social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own.
Stands
out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are
born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from
this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime
this month.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Is it true?
Donno wat to blog abt these days...not being creative la not tat i don wanna jo n wanling... ok here's something ba...
Is it true that "A man never worries abt the future till he gets a wife"? Saw that msg from chin wee's msn nick... well he n his gf tgr for really quite sometime le lah... calls her his wife hohoho so rou ma...gives me chicken bums hahaha...
Well for me... I worry abt the the future even with no man... Jus got to think for ya self and ya family man... you jus havta make sure everyone's well taken of... haiz so tiring... am very tired doin jus tat.
Lalala maybe tat's y am unable to blog...cos wat i do everyday is nth interesting... humm... sounds depressing...
Well peeps lots of stuff goin' on in my life now, hav lots of responsibility ard here...and cos of tat am going very very....very very....BROKE!!! (TnT)
Shld set up a cassey help foundation to help the needy... Cassey aka "the needy"... tat'll be my new nick so make all donations to the needy k...haiz ling ling... i dont think i'll be able to go out with you guys this month or maybe next month too...*sigh* cos I'm kinda broke so... Am scared if go out with ya all will spend alot of $$money$$.... Am feeding 4 mouth here if ya understand haiz... nvm u guys don havta know...
Nitez peeps...Love Ya ALL
*note to josp: So happy you r having fun there...hahaha hey gat any cute guys there? Y not if ya be able to intro 9 cute guys to me then I'll make a trip to US for a visit hahahaha... I'll take 8 and leave the 1 cutest guy for you hahaha... see... all planned out hohoho!! Am jus kiddin' Keep them all!!! Go enjoy LIFE!!! *Muah* Miss you k Sweet Sweet...
** Missin' Everyone who reads my blog **