My List Of Men's Fashion NO-NO!!!

Men no-no and Pls nooo... sins:


1. Peek-a-Boo nose hairs ahh!!!!
2. NO mash or net or any kinda see thru clothings!! PLS!!!
3. Mixing patterns. (wth is polka-dot top with checks pants?)
4. Ties too long -------------> or too short. -->
5. Stained clothes, wearing your breakfast, lunch or dinner on your shirt is unbecoming.

6. Waists that sit too high or too low. (ur butt crack arent that sexy ya know)
7. Funny hair color. (I saw daring guys nowadays with moth looking hairstyles n colors. Well your head sure is rusty!!
8. Wearing all your handheld devices on your belt, are you dreaming you are batman uncle?
9. Over-layering. (Try hard to look jap huh)
10. HUGE belts. (so wat if it's AX aka Armani Ex)

11. Wearing Army print on the top and bottom. (cant wait to go back to camp huh)
12. Feminine colors. *Pink/Purple Seriously, don’t wear hot pink guys, please!
13. Dont wear orange too. Hardly anyone looks gd in orange.
14. Fur and faux fur coats. (They are not manly unless you hunted them urself hahaha)
15. Jeans that are too tight. I mean not only skinny jeans , but those that squeeze the life out of you too. (1st guys shld look mascular nt skinny. 2nd we dont need to know how big your D*** is hahaha)

16. T-shirts with stupid sayings. Don’t think that you can impress the ladies by wearing a ‘cool’ t-shirt. (Like "I'm A Virgin" WTH?hahaha)
17. Fancy facial hair. Normal facial hair is perfectly fine, but don’t wear weird beards or moustaches, like the one James Hetfield of Metallica is wearing.

18. Pasa-malam (Market) Slippers
19. V-neck (esp those showing your chest hair! Aiyo)
20. Tight tees or shirts (so wat if you are muscular? Worst if you dont hav the body hahaha)

21. Singlets
22. Floral / Tie dye (batik) Shirts
23. No FEAR or No RULES t-shirts!!! (Outdated ah beng!!)
24. Bell-Bottoms / Frill Jeans (what! are you invited to the Outdated ah beng fashion show again?!!)
25. FBT shorts (sport shorts that are sooo short? save it for the tracks man)

26. Football jersey (save it for the game will ya)
27. 3 for 10 tees sold in Bugis (with the middle fingers,rock bands type) What are you? Indian??
28. Yellow and black stripes tees (Buzz off BEE!! SMACK!!)
29. Guys with "handbags"

And Now for the worst kind who think they are soooo COOL~ but sadly they are laughing stocks

30. Guys who wear Sunglasses in Clubs!! wahahahahaha.... Laugh!!!

Seriously can you really see? Well I guess every girl will look pretty to you ya hahaha cos it's sooo dark that the ugly and desperate girl over there looks damn chio to you!! hahaha...
So WTH are you thinking!!