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Joke of the day - THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Joke of the day...

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table.

The son asks his father: 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

The father surprised answers: 'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm.

In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions.'

Son: 'Onions?'
Dad: 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter.

So the daughter says: 'Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers (Pay back time!!): 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.'

Daughter: 'A Christmas tree??'
Mom: 'Yes dear, Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'

Hahahahahahaha...............

Nose hair jokes!! hahaha

Hahaha... well Lots of ppl are fascinated by my first line of men's fashion nono "Peek-a-Boo nose hairs" hahaha
*you like that dont ya!!* haha....

Well after that I did some research on some jokes abt nose hairs and these are the better ones I'd found.
*Enjoy!!*