Joke of the day - THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Joke of the day...

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table.

The son asks his father: 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

The father surprised answers: 'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm.

In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions.'

Son: 'Onions?'
Dad: 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter.

So the daughter says: 'Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers (Pay back time!!): 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.'

Daughter: 'A Christmas tree??'
Mom: 'Yes dear, Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'

Hahahahahahaha...............