Do Women Really Know What They Want??

I recently watched the movie *Ps. I Love You
There's one part where the guy was asking
"So what do women want?"
and the girl reply
"We dont know what we want..." hahaha

I think that's pretty true.
We tend to change everything every now n then Unexpectedly.
hahaha... our mood change, our logical thinking,
our style, our likes n dislikes....
The worst thing is....
we change faster than the weather... opps!

And YES... we contradict ourselves sometimes hahaha

One moment we say
"I feel like having steak"
and 10mins later.... we go:
"humm.... i dont feel like it anymore...
Let's have something else"

Different point in life or point in time, we may want different stuff....

My teenage years, I would want a gd looking guy who is
very funny and entertaining...

Now in my 20's, prob someone still gd looking, funny and with money...

In my mid-20's, prob someone who is jus
very caring and hopefully with a successful career...

My 30's? jus anyone who wanna be with me hahaha...
getting a little desperate i guess....

But ofcos, I do hope to get married b4 30 haha...
So I'm no desperate woman!!

We tend to follow our heart more than our brains...
(if we have any brains)
Even when I say "I feel like.........."
"I feel" is an emotion from my heart.
So it is no wonder why, sometimes we end up
with a guy who is not good looking, not rich, not funny,
or simply different from our dreams!!
Oh God whyy...!! hahaha

Doesnt all these slowly lead to arguments?
Like "How come you dont understand me at all?!"
"Dont you know I like/dont like that?"
"Why cant you be like *who* and *who*?"
"Why cant you *do this*? *do that*?"
"I thought this is what you want?"

OMG!! So how to solve all these cliche situations?
Me too.. want a nice,sweet,romantic relationship you know... haha

So let me give you some suggestions on how to improve your relationship with your girl or...
to help you find the right girl for you...

Instead of trying to figure out what womEn want,
why not try to figure out what you want first?
You see, you cant possibly get all women
So jus focus on 1 womAn!! haha
That's me!! hahaha *Jokin*

1. Know what you want.
When you know what you want, it's easier to focus and find the right one so...

2. Is to find the girl you want.

3. Is to ask the girl frequently (eg. every week or month)
what she want/expects in a relationship,
what certain things you can do to improve in the relationship or
things you can do just to make her happy...

4. Guys and girls always have the problem
Of not telling each other what they want from each other...
So it's communication time!
Since no.3 is asking her what she want...
Now you get to tell her what you want.

5. Try to satisfy each other's wants... I say TRY!! hahaha

Finally
6. Dont use "I thought" !!
Cos It's your own thinking!! Not his/hers!
This is the most common mistake ppl do.
So dont do the guessing when you can ask!


So after this.. dont tell me...
Cassey...
I dont know what my gf/bf is thinking....
I dont know what he/she wants from me!!
I dont know what he/she is mad at me abt....
>> Can you see all these questions are to be answered by him/her?
>> Not me!!
>> Hello?? Communicate! People!!

Someone told me something very true...
If you want to understand someone, get to know someone....
The best way to do so is to ASK!! Ask them questions.....
It doesnt hurt to ask.

So Gd Luck Peeps!!!

How To Make Women Happy...

(advice according to women) hahaha nah not all true ha!!
It's a joke, n damn funny to read wooo~
Maybe you can learn how to keep a woman, your girlfriend happy

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make your woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

Social Engagements At a Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)

Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Mustang (-10)
With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)

A Night Out:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)


The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

Pussycat Dolls and Carmen Electra - Pink panther dance routine

This is a Damn hott and sexy video!!! Pussycat Dolls (PCD)members with Carmen Electra wooo~~

Lindsay Lohan poses naked

NYMag recently asked themselves the age old question of
“How can I trick Lindsay Lohan into getting naked?”
The answer was glaringly obvious.
Prey on her need for attention.....
but.... mask it as something artsy like a tribute to Marilyn Monroe.
What does Lindsay Lohan have in common with Marilyn Monroe?
Very little actually...haha
They both have/had a drug problem and big boobs.
That’s about it.
NYMag says

View the collection of Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in "The Last Sitting"

When Marilyn Monroe did this, it was called “The Last Sitting” because she died six weeks later of an overdose.

CNY Trip to Ipoh Malaysia

Well as lots of you know... I'm 1/2 Taiwanese and 1/2 Malaysian
who eventually grow up in Singapore... hahaha

What I did for CNY aka Chinese New Year, was to go back to Ipoh-Malaysia
to visit some of my relatives and my granny =D

The road trip is bloody far from Singapore!
So as usual we packed LOADS (lots) of Snacks for the trip!
There's nth to do in the car exp for *doze off* and snack for the
Longgg~ 8 to 10 hrs due to the Traffic Jam!!!

wow~~ soooo draining......
When we reach there, the sky is dark and we missed dinner time.... haiz...
My relatives always have dinner ard 6pm, 7pm...
but my home... we always eat ard 8 and 9pm hahaha.....
so we finally reached at 8 plus....
Damn HUNGRY!!!!
Luckily they put aside dinner for us, else there's
nowhere to makan (means eat in malay)
cause no eating place will be open for 3 to 4 days during CNY!!!


All the photos are taken by me =D using my hp camera hehehe
Can you see the 2nd photo? it's a Damn bloody nice Mac D'
It's 24 hours with Wireless!!!
There's indoors and outdoors like a Cafe like the Mac D' in West Coast Singapore
And ofcos you can smoke there hahaha not like sg...
#but i dont smoke haha it's okay =D
We r sooo Surprised such a small town have such a Gd Mac...


This is like the only place that's open a few days after CNY
The food is Great and see it's sooo packed!!
We tabao (take away) all the great food to my aunt's hse
cause at my aunt's... there's Air-Con!!!
*btw the photos r taken using the landscape function of my hp... cool huh!!



Like Singapore, Ipoh is also famous for their fried food!!
There're 20 varieties of fried food hahaha...
And the drinks there are soo different...
Like the large packet of purple drink is actually Beet Root Juice..
Great anti-oxidant =D
Taste nice~ the large bowl of Fruit Cocktail Drink is nice!
with lots of fruits =D
The other bowl is actually Green Bean Drink....
I dont really like bean stuff... XP

Other than Great food at my Fav Aunt's place is her little doggy!!

So cute!! but very noisy!! hahaha....

Do you know that Ipoh is a few degrees warmer than Singapore?!!
I think the cause of that is becos there're more land in Malaysia so
All the ground heats up under the sun and warm up the air....
Can't survive without Air-condition there~~

Soo nice =D we hav a little cutie in our family..... hehehe....

She is sooo Cute but very very annoying hahahaha!!!
She cries wayyyy tooo muchh!!!!
Like EVERY HOUR!!! OMG!!!
Luckily I'm staying in a Hotel hahaha...
Oh~~ but isnt she the cutest when she's not crying? hahaha
You know she's very very funny~ if anyone says gd stuff to her.... she cries!!! hahaha
Eg. hey you nice sweet little girl...
she'll tell you off like saying "Hey!! I'm not nice!! Dont annoy me!!"
Waahahaha!!
Then my uncle (her grandpa) will say to her,
"You are a girl you know... how can you cry so loud?"
"Girl girl shld be quiet and nice you know?"
Wahahahaha!!!!
Bloody Funny!!

That's all I can think of hehehe.... all the nice things that happened during Chinese New Year!!
Gong Xi Gong Xi oh~ (^,')

Comebacks to Pickup Lines

*Jamaican = j-you mak-ing
*Yukon = you can

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

More Bad Pickup Lines!!
Guys! Do not make the same mistakes!!

"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
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"I'd marry your dog just to get in the family."
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"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that
I've been touched by an angel? "
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"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her
I just met the girl of my dreams. "
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"Hello - Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
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"Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine."
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"Thats a nice outfit. It would look great crumpled up on my floor."
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"If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!"
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"You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."
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"Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

More?!!
Oh man how can Guys be so Bad at this!!

	If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
	I'm bigger and better than the Titanic. Only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
	Want to see my Hard Drive? I promise it ain't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

	Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
	Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package.
	Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

	Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
	Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
	Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the "Fine Body Investigators," and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
	You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu.(pickup u)

	Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
	You must be an adverb, because you sure modify me!
	Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us?
	Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

	Do you believe in the hereafter? Good! Then you know what I'm here after.
	You make my software turn to hardware.
	There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
	What's wrong? You look a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.

You know six beers ago you were fucking ugly.